Hot Slut Of The Day!

“Tara” Teresa Mary Harrison - there’s a whole lotta goodness in her name.  Age?  29 and holding (and holding and holding).  Sign?  Libra.  Favourite colour?  Blue.  It’s ALWAYS been blue. 

Why is she Hot Slut Of The Day?  This momma of one has a plethora of talents: teaching (and playing) piano; taking her younger cousins under her proverbial wing (ahem, drinking contests at a certain uncle’s wedding ring a bell?); knowing all the lyrics to every song currently on the radio; and selflessly giving up chocolate for Lent.  EVERY YEAR.  And SUCCEEDING!  And also?  Have you SEEN this chick play baseball?  A stellar first basewoman (I’m trying to be PC here), Tara knows the game inside and out, shaming 99% of the men she plays against.  She’s, like, the Serena Williams of the softball world.  Only WAY less testosterone-y, and not as likely to verbally abuse an official.  Ha!

Tara’s likes?  Sports, music, SCATTERGORIES, making up choreographed dances to pop songs with yours truly, chocolate, laughing, and hanging out with her amazing 5-year-old daughter, Natalie. 

Dislikes?  Can I shout this one?  CREAM CHEEEEEEESE!!  OMG, the mere uttering of that dairy product elicits the most hilarious face!  Priceless.  In all honesty, Tara likes most things, so this list is short.  All I know is that she likes her space when she sleeps.  Katrina (her sister) and I have both been privy to Tara’s sleeping quirks over the last 20 or so years, along with random kicks to the groin area.  Unintentional, one would assume.

Tara, my bridesmaid, my big (chronologically, anyway) cousin.  She’s taught me so much in my last 29 years, and I’m privileged to have had her so close to me - both geographically AND emotionally!  I only hope we can look back at this homage someday and laugh - if the internet still exists, that is.  “Ah, Hot Slut Of The Day.  Or whatever kids are calling it these days.”

Love ya, “Ara”.

xoxo

“Anches”