Embarrassing Things I Did This Week: Volume II
- Had to make a SECOND “embarrassing things” list obscenely soon after the first edition. But is anyone really that surprised?
- Lost Josh’s bank card sometime between picking up Swiss Chalet take-out and serving said Swiss Chalet. My allowance has now been cut off.
- Wore Hayden’s tiny yellow hardhat while playing the bass in a Rock Band jam sesh with my brother and sister.
- Got a ginormous streak of yellow dye across my forehead from being asinine enough to WEAR said hat. Of course, I didn’t notice it MYSELF. Someone else had to tell me, for fuck’s sake.
- Ate 3/4 of a pie by myself, in 36 hours. Pierre, this is your fault for not taking it with you. Don’t you know me BUT AT ALL?!
- Bought Hayden a Toronto Maple Leafs shirt for his birthday. ‘Nuff said. (Cue divorce papers being served to me.)
- Chased a firefly around my friend’s yard with her daughter and Hayden. Nothing screams 29 like shouting “THERE HE IS!” and sprinting across the grass like an idiot.
- Played a game of making puns out of punctuation with my brother and BFF, via Facebook. Once “colon” and “period” were used, though, I was fresh outta ideas.
- Found popcorn in my bra, then ate it. Was there REALLY any question as to the “eat or throw away” debate?
More to come I’M SURE. Frick, I’m such a train wreck.
