How To Charm Me

On both Saturday and Sunday morning, during your first weekend off in eons, fetch the toddler who still wakes up at RIDICULOUS O’CLOCK and take him out to fetch coffee and breakfast fixings, leaving me at home ALONE for some “me” time.  Sure, I basically just laid in bed for 10 extra minutes, then got up to pick up toys, feed the cat, etc., but it was GLORIOUS SOLITUDE.

You sure know how to get into my pants.