1. How To Annoy Me

    Whilst you’re “supposed” to be serving me at the drive-thru window, proceed to hoist your upper body halfway out said window to instruct your fellow McDonald’s employee, half a parking lot away, how to unlock your car.  With the keys.  “Yeah!  I mean, put the key in and turn it to the left!  No, no!  The LEFT!”

    I believe the “wrist-twisting” motions you were emphatically making are what finally allowed her to gain access to your car.  2.5 minutes later.