1. Quit Haagen

    A recent exchange between our family of three while eating individual pints of Haagen-Dazs.

    Hayden: “I have a bite of Mommy’s”.

    Me: “One more bite and then that’s all for tonight.”

    Hayden: “I have a bite of Daddy’s now.”

    Josh: “You shouldn’t have too much of Daddy’s, buddy.  It has coffee in it.”

    Hayden, returning to MY ice cream carton, dejected: “Ours is better.”

    Ice cream politics are a powerful thing.