1. I don’t know what to call this one

    So. 

    Hayden has taken to calling my boobs the “Duke and Duchess”. 

    I wish I were kidding.  Even my cleavage isn’t immune from the Thomas The Tank Engine vernacular.   Hopefully this means that my chest would be much revered by all the peons in the land.   That would be the best case scenario.

    Strike that - the best case scenario would be if my toddler wasn’t obsessed with boobs. 

    Thanks for the mammaries, H.

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